It’s really hard to get here right now. If I’m not deep deep down in the business of biscuits for bread (crumbs), all I want to do is be in my own kitschen, and that leaves no writing time. I’ve had a weekend off and spent the entire time in there, after excavating the market detritus in my bedroom, which took approximately one day. I made a very intentional visit to the farmers’ market (exactly $110 to spend, and I came out with a dollar left that I regret not spending on two more pears) and then scavenged around for the rest of the afternoon, and found some very special things. The recipes I attended to for the rest of the weekend are as follows:
Do you have any idea how amazing (and easy) it is to make your own tortillas? I will save this for another post, as I still have some very dramatic photos from the day I bought my tortilla press, but I’ll just say that everyone has a tiny Mexican grandmother in them somewhere, and the smell of masa harina will activate her. And maybe she won’t actually be tiny.
These are the things that serve as the gravity of my food lifestyle. A presence in my own kitschen and at my favourite market. It’s gotten to the point now where I have made some friends, and there’s something about that boy at the Growers coffee cart who looks like he played in LOTR that makes me a bit more interested in non-monogamy than I have been of late. The market, for me, is what the art supply shop must be to those kids who do, like art and stuff – only I get to talk directly to the person who crafted this thing that I’m going to craft into something else. There will never be any substitute for this, and no matter how much business Nice Biscuits ends up doing, I never want to stop sourcing things like eggs and fruit there. I love the conversations that take place around what’s there, I love the regularity of its sociality and the way it gets my brains moving like only psychedelics can.
It’s harder to get there now that I’m actually behind a stall of my own, and I really have to work to keep that from slipping. Just being behind a stall is not enough of a market experience, and if I don’t work to keep myself on both sides, chances are decent this business will not be pleasurable – I’m already feeling a bit of bitterness beginning to creep in. There are most definitely some growing pains taking place for Nice Biscuits.
Anyway, this market was very much about fruit. Everyone’s got cherries at the moment, and there was one seller who had three varieties, which meant you got to choose the one that was right for you, which isn’t an experience you often get with cherries. Stone fruit is slowly coming in, but the first stone fruit of the season is pretty precious and I just have this instinct that they’re not quite ready yet. Or maybe I’m not ready for them. A few buerre bosc pears and, holy shit, someone had blackberries. I wanted to turn them into this but it’s too late, they’re half-gone and they almost seemed to precious to bake with. I only hope they come again, and cheaper, because I want to share those with other people. I love the chain of craft and pleasure that would come from someone growing blackberries that I scavenged and turned into dessert which was then distributed to, oh, 16 lucky ducks at another market. Proof that produce can travel far whilst staying local.
Kitschen scavengings were also a great success. This is one of my favourite things to do. Slowly slowly, I am building my dream kitschen, the colours and shapes and materials that are so pleasurable to use, everything fossicked from dusty shelves and junk markets and sidewalk rubbish piles.

A Bessemer frypan, tape measure for cake tin sizes and measuring pastry, perfectly-sized flat white cup, and the coolest way to distrbute change a market stall has ever seen.
I don’t really know much about Bessemer, but after using it once I’m keen to find out more. This was dug out of a rusting granny cart at the quirky sidewalk second-hand dealer just before the corner of Brunswick and York in North Fitzroy. Everything that’s for sale is either in the window or on the footpath, and you ring the bell to make a purchase. I have no idea how she doesn’t get ripped off. Or maybe she does, but she doesn’t care. She’s got some amazing things, usually pretty reasonably-priced. The thing I liked about this piece is that, unlike my cast-iron frypan, this one heats evenly, and it has that ridiculous (but actually really sensible) handle. $5.
I am always looking for an even more perfect coffee cup than the one I already have. Most of mine are much larger than the amount of coffee I make for myself every morning, but they are beautiful and pleasing to hold or have some other personal meaning. These were $6 and the size is pretty much exactly sufficient for my homemade coffees, and for those ones I want at about 2:30 pm, half-full of coffee and half-full of hot milk. They do not have a name that is easily understood by all parties. You can’t go to a cafe without a cup you want to fill, otherwise you have to explain how far you want it filled and it annoys them and makes you feel odd and you never really get exactly what you want. And the colours…
So, point is: foraging is my subsistence style. Given the choice, I would so much rather dig around in various hovels and corners and open-air communities than find all of the things in one place. I love the slow of that way of living, I love that it forces you to cover some ground and have conversations and to engage in this big, intentional collaboration in getting your needs met, rather than letting them be dictated by what’s on a shelf.






















